This Meeting Is Called To Order

dear brain,

we havent had a company meeting in about month so i decided to call one. while normally no meetings called a in a few weeks is a good sign because things are running smoothly, i feel this is the longest we have ever gone without an update. i feel a little like when the children are quiet too long, you know they are probably up to something bad. so i decided we should just touch base every once in a while.

so lets see what has been going on in the past few weeks. finished a semester of college...uh huh...wrote to ex-boyfriend, hmm not sure that was such a smart move...started new semester, uh huh, very nice...some emotional ups and downs on the Emotia-Meter i see. well these are things we will be discussing in our company meeting this week. presence is mandatory.

so lets talk about communication for a minute. all potentially life altering, or emotionally involved decisions must be passed through the highest levels of clearance before any action is made. everything must be well thought out, organized, and signed off on before anything is executed. this a top of the line company men, i expect nothing but perfection from each and every one of you. please dont disappoint me.

one more thing before i end this boring update. you, under no circumstances are to feel unloved, neglected, unappreciated, or undesirable in anyway. the company would fail to run properly without the help of each of everyone one of you. this system needs the input of everyone: emotions, perspective, thoughts, experiences, love, hate, and dreams are all important to make the logical and practical decisions this company is famous for.

thank you everyone, hug someone you love,

the body