highway to hell

ok so i know that i am lazy, and a slob, and all those bad things, but for the first time in my life i actually have an excuse for being a slacker. i, rivqa abrams, kind of have a life. yeah it doesnt really sound too exciting, but taking sixteen college credits and working four days a week is no mean feat. i actually have places to go and people to see and things to do and all hours of the day. this is the first time that i have just sat at the computer and typed for fun in like two months. so lets see if i can cover the major highlights. pesach was crazy crazy crazy, i had twelve people in my house. sammy avoided me at all costs to the extent of running in the other direction when he passed by me on the street, and i got in a car accident with my sister. lets focus on that one for a minute.you know how people say when they are in life threatening situations they see their life pass before their eyes? those people, have never been in life threatening situations. its not true. number one, its over so fast. at least this kind is. its over fast. you have about enough time to freeze up and then scream. and then all youre left with the is the aftershocks. which is almost more scary then the crash itself. when i felt that clunk of impact with the other car, my mind went completely blank. i could not think of anything at all. all i thought was "man thats gonna hurt". i didnt have regrets, or wishes, i wasnt wishing for a specific person besides my mommy at that exact second, but even that came as an after thought. in that moment when our car collided with theirs all i knew was terror. and afterwards my life flashed before my eyes. as we were sitting in the car and trying to get our breathing to go back to normal and tried not to cry and the people in the other car yelled at us in russian. believe me it didnt help the situation much.my little bro is getting an award from the skokie yeshiva for excellence in learning, which is awesome because hes getting it even though this is his first year and he came in an elevnth grader and thats really hard. so hes getting this award but he doesnt know about it. he also doesnt know that me, and dev, and my parents are all gonna be at the dinner. im so excited for him to see us walk into the hall when he gets his award. its gonna be sooooooo much fun. his eyes are gonna get huuuuuuuuge and then just pop right out of his head. hehehehehe.
speaking of the highway to hell, i have paved a perfect one for myself. see when i started, it made perfect sense in my mind. now perfect sense in my mind usually means that in actuality im not making much sense at all, but i sort of had a lapse in judgment at the time. so basically i have this teacher who i really dont like. i hate her way of teaching, i hate the way she treats us, i just am really unhappy with her class in general. so what is my brilliant solution to deal with this? well its too not show up to class and to never do the homework of course. see at the time it seemed like the perfect revenge. only now, now that i am in finals time, have i realized the stupidity in that. there was probably a much smarter way to deal with all this. but now i have dug this nice little whole that i have to live in. i paved a perfect highway to hell. but it would be so much cooler if i had an Australian accent while i did it.