Hail the Conquering Weirdo (I mean Hero)...

hail the conquering hero! LALALALALALALALA. YES!!!!!!!!! i have finished my shakespeare paper. well i still have to proofread and edit and make sure it sounds normal and all that. but i FINALLY finished. it only took two weeks, many many movies, many midnight snacks, and a whole lot of deleted files. but its done! hire a band! rent a keg of beer (yes rent, my brother says that beer is recyclable) send out invitations, im making a PARTY! no? ok well, how about like a mini party? just to 7-11? slurpies? chocolate? something?well i guess i better get ready for the next paper. short lived ecstatsy. college life is terrible. did you know that i have a midterm for my morals in education class this week, but ill be fuzzed if i know what the heck he plans on testing us on. i haven't a ding dang clue. oh well. DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD, DING DONG WE ATE HER HEAD (wait a minute those aren't the lyrics. give me that paper. no give it to me, give it, give, give, give! *bonk bonk* ow! hey! you get back here right now, when i get a hold of you im gonna whip your stinky little....what? we're still being recorded? he he. well. ahem. its been very nice to meet you all. ahem. come again soon. yes yes. nice to meet you too. ill be looking forward to out next meet. so long chaps. *slam* im gonna whip you so hard you better beware....)