To Be or Not to Be, that is the shaila...

friends, romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. i dont really like shakespeare. hes very hard to understand. its not the concepts you see, its more the wording that bothers me. romeo and juliet was ok becuase i already know the story, everybody knows the story. macbeth was ok too. then we got to hamlet, and lear, and alllllll those wonderfully crazy people. enough with the crazy poeple. no more crazy people. i have crazy all on my own. who needs to read about crazy people? honestly!
so after i went back to my room last night and i discovered that my roomate had NOT put my bed in the closet, or the roof, and i did NOT have to sleep in the bathtub (which was kind of a bummer i have to say, it would have made a great blog) i decided that i have to take shakespeare from a totally different angle. a new direction. something that no one has done before. if only i could figure out what that was....
and as i am sitting here once again in BB's bagels, i realize my stupidity. i have left my credit card in my dorm room and i have no cash, therefor i cannot by lunch, unless i can somehow bribe my roomate into bringing it to me....it was a sad, sad day in the world of the wackos.
p.s. one hour later- i have gotten no where. i have nothing to write about. can i kill something?

When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
- Bernard Bailey