How Was Your Day, Honey?

hopefully one day, this is what my actual book will look like. like, normal book size, with an actual binding and all that yummy stuff. ive decided to take a brake from Between Dreams, the fantasy book i was writing, and focus on the real-life fiction i'm writing instead. i have more written of this one, tentatively renamed "The River Flows Upstream". its going really well, fifteen pages in about a week, which is pretty cool if i do say so myself.
i still have not finished shakespeare, most unfortunately. everytime i read it i try to get information, but i still end up with the same four sentences. lear was a loony. hamlet was depressed. they both needed therapists, the both died. for some reason i have a feeling that wont impress my teacher so much. i have the trial day for my job tomorrow, and im kinda nervous which is silly, because ive been baby sitting for years and i love kids, and i worked in a preschool for like a year. but still a job trial is a job trial. and at this point i need all the money i can get. alms for the poor, alms for the poor. i could go sell caps like that dude...i cant think of his name. the one with all the caps. caps for sale, caps for sale, fifty cense a cap. think if i walk down touhy avenue doing that ill make some money?
well i must go bravely onward once again, into the wonderful world of crazy people. also known as shakespeare. but while im at it ill write my book. maybe ill be inspired by the few normal people here and there. my parting advice for everyone is "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup." remember this and you will be safe. adios amigos.