The College Dropout's Car Shop Grand Opening

the car shop will officially opening sometime in the next few months. make sure you tell all your friends and family about us. we're just two regular city girls who have decided to steer away form the normal expected college degrees and marriages and kids, and become what every little boy has always wanted: be a car mechanic. yes i know what you're thinking right at this moment. im clairvoyant. you are thinking "wait a minute, those two arent boys, they're girls. well then why would they want to do this? she just said every little boys dream, didnt she?" yes, she did. but so what? who cares that we're not boys? i like cars! the fact that i dont have a driver's license has nothing to do with this discussion!

i think i have discovered, rather late perhaps, that i have a hard time juggling 8 hours of work a week and five classes. sounds quite pathetic i know. 8 hours of work is nothing and five classes really isnt that much. which explains why it took me forever to write that english paper, that i handed in three days late, that im quite sure i failed. im a failure. if dropout of this college, i might make the world record of dropouts in a year. and that would be very very cool.

i was attacked by a rabbit today. it was a vicious rabbit. i jumped out grabbed me by the head and shook me around a bit and then it tried to bite my head off. at first i tried to ask nicely if it would stop but it didnt really want to so then i asked a bit more forcefully. i the end i had to grab the rabbit and rip into ten little tiny pieces and feed them to a flock of birds that happened to be flying by. are u paying attention yet? good, now that ive sparked your interest i have to go see if the people behind the counter have any greek salad. and, they dont. they said the person who is supposed to order the vegetables didnt come today. the stinker. does he know that by not coming he has deprived me of dinner? the nerve of some people i tell you.

have i mentioned that i hate college? id rather work. i like money. im greedy, power hungry, and stingy. ha! take that you old bats!