Honey, I Shrunk the Kids!

dorm life is so enlightening. every waking moment (and even some sleeping ones) brings some new adventure or experience for me to treasure for all eternity. like today. i stepped into the bathroom, just for a moment mind you, to tend to some personal business, when my roommate comes storming into the apartment. she bangs on the door and loudly informs me "honey i shrunk the kids!" now, what would you say under the circumstances? i said the perfectly predictable response. "again???" her response? "i couldnt resist! theyre just so cute that way!" well i did what any respectable parent would do in the situation. refused to pay for their enlargement treatments. i mean, come on, fourth time this month? there is only so much money that a woman is gonna pay for this kind of thing. on a side note i would like to point out that i am once again in the dreaded class from hell (excuse my foul language to all those sensitive to it). seem to be like i write on awful lot of bloggs during this class period. it really is a serious problem. i should probably be examined by a doctor. speaking of doctors, one of my friends informed today that after sitting through seven midterms, and not doing to well on them because she has the inability to sit still for more then thirty-seven seconds, her school informed her that she needs to be medicated. now i think we should dwell on this for a moment. we live in a society of speed. we like things that go quickly. high speed interent, fast fones, computers, movies switch scenes very quickly: first you're see one person then zoom now you're talking to someone else then zoom you're on a mountain top then zoom im in your kitchen. so in out much advanced society of speed, why is it that we make our students sit through hours and hours and hours and hours of class everyday and expect them to pay attention? hows my presentation going? was that too many hours? should i have dropped one of the hours? well anyway my point was....yes shut up of course i had a point. i had a point. i had a point until you interrupted and then i forgot what the point was. well on this very sorry note i will bid you all farewell and return to the miseries of class in a dungeon. kind of like harry potter. speaking of harry potter im going a to a midnight showing tonight so ill let you all know how it was when i- *ow* alright stop it! *OW* alright! im going back to class! see! im going. see me walking away? wack wack wack im gone! see! ive left! you didnt have to beat me over the head with that text book. it was heavy you know. stop hitting me! you know i could bring you up on charges for that...